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  1. shubbabang:

    In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

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    And that was the first time I saw a penis

  2. kyung-soo:

    genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

  3. hitler-in-the-cupboard:

(x)
  4. ringingallover:

    meecheee123:

    ringingallover:

    do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

    Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

    yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

  5. lizclimo:

    Sam and The Monster

    © Liz Climo

  6. nebularum:

    i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.

    • Baby: Da-, Da-
    • Parents: Da- ? Daddy? Is it daddy?!
    • Baby: Da-, Da-, Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.
  7. rubynrags:

    Gravity of the Lambs 6/-

  8. kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here
  9. karkats-vantasies:

    gildings:

    I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

    I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

  10. 
James McAvoy

    James McAvoy

  11. whyavengers:


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    (James Mcavoy?)

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    (James Mcavoy.)

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  12. tunnnelsnakesrule:

    zombieinmybutt:

    tunnnelsnakesrule:

    jesscats:

    josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom

    actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson

    So tell me, 

    When did you graduate from Killjoke University?

    2004 i was valedictorian 

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